And it begins. I've started this more or less because Jonah Goldberg has gone crazy. He can't read this right now--word is he touched a piece of sausage and a combination of vegetarianism, spontaneous Orthodoxy, and (at the very last moment) culinary snobbery left him gibbering in a language that only translates into cuneiform. Poor Jonah. Get well soon! Eat meat!

Now, give me a couple of days to get my template worked out.