SCOOT Report

I probably should have said something about this earlier in the week, but I'm lazy. Had an incident in SA this week in which an "elderly couple" drove down the wrong side of the interstate. So they took the afterlife express. I don't mind that so much, but they also managed to injure one of the Useful Class on their way out. What's the Useful Class? Here's how to determine whether or not you're in the Useful Class. Think of how much money you make by working. Subtract money you receive from the government or family (living or dead, since the Useful Class rarely includes idle heirs). If you come up with a positive number, you are in the Useful Class.

Hint: It's hard to be elderly and still be in the useful class.