9/09/2004

Now I've Done It

Judging from the comments in the link above, I may have been misunderstood in this post. I don't normally read comments (get your own blog!) or write comments (I have my own blog!) but it seemed necessary since apparently "healthy looking" is the only euphemism I don't know and Ms K's profanity-substitution engine had to substitute "[kidder]" for some other possibly less complimentary word.

So we're gonna clear this up with a self-disfisking. I will in fact fisk myself with an eye towards self-defense. There's really not anything to apologize for, so you won't see any of that. I want to be perfectly clear, though. So let's take the first and last paragraphs apart. It'll be like that really long thing Paul Harvey did a while back where it took him like 10 minutes to say the Pledge of Allegiance.

Okay, we've got this chick SarahK and this guy Frank J from Mountaineer Musings and IMAO, respectively.


This is not in dispute.

SarahK would be Frank J's "IMAO T-Shirt Babe".

Again, a known fact.

And she's pretty healthy-looking.

Holy cow! Let's say the response on this was, by Being Rupe editorial estimations, mind-boggling! My traffic may well have quintupled just by benefit of that sentence alone! I made allusion to "stone fox" in my previous post. So we're going to elucidate on that. SarahK is in fact one. I didn't think this was in dispute. But we're still going to elucidate! Without me resorting to my normal Walton Hall manner of speaking!

Hm, okay, I can't. The last thing I want, besides being further misunderstood, is to be made fun of on IMAO. But she's hot. Well put together. A splendid collection of features. Plus good use of the language, well-developed sense of humor, a nice person overall, I gather. Good work, Mr. J. And if for some reason you don't believe me, check out her pictures.

And no, I'm not just saying this stuff in case she has some friends in SA to hook me up with.

Hell with it, I don't feel like disfisking myself anymore.


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