Okay, now I don't want to ruin this week's Saturday Night Live for you West Coast people... wait... I just had a thought... I'd like the West Coast a lot better if it started at the western border of Arizona and just sorta ran north to Alaska, disregarding Canada completely (always wise).

Back to the topic at hand. SNL is nearly painful sometimes. For example, when they have folks that aren't actors as hosts. Cringe. And folks, part of the challenge of live TV is that you can't break character. That doesn't mean you only break character sometimes--you just DON'T.