Voter Fraud? Here? No...

Do the math here:

"It happens in nearly every election, and it's just near impossible to investigate," said Cliff Herberg, chief of the district attorney's white-collar division.

Plus:

"That's the important thing to stress here," Bexar County Elections Administrator Cliff Borofsky said. "No ballots were sent out to deceased individuals. No dead person voted."

Reporter Ihosvani Rodriguez notes: "But they tried."

Yeah, that's the important thing. I'm sure it's nothing out of the ordinary in any town where more than 2 Democrats live, and the story says as much (minus the sidelong shot at Democrats). But it's fun reading about this stuff in your backyard.